TEDxSurrey - A Shift In Thinking It is no longer on the site, but has been. She liked four letter words as much as she loved her rock garden and trust us she LOVED to weed that garden with us as her helpers, when child labour was legal or so we were told. I remember being the bride in our Tom Thumb Wedding in first grade and performing skits for the 4-H Club later in grade five. It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed away. His folks said that he will be . She is also survived by her sister, Edna Flicker Isacs. As per his wishes, a Praise Bill Partya celebration of his lifewill be held from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. (Service at 1:30 p.m.) on March 22, 2014 at the Donald Gordon Conference Centre421 Union Street, Kingston Ontario. As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971. A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder, he also wrote a song each year and sent it to the Cleveland Browns as well as offering other advice on how to run the team. Barbara (with Gordon) the ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldnt eat homemade turkey soup because he didnt want to be alert looking for bones while he ate. It creates an impression that wont soon fade. Naval Yard from 1956 till 1961, operated Atlantic Automotive Service Stations in Wilmington during 1961 and 1962 and was employed by the late great DuPont Co. from 1962 through 1993 (very few people who knew him would say he worked for DuPont, and he always claimed he had only been hired to fill a position). He assures us that he is gone.
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10 Incredible Obituary Examples That Will Make Your Day Eulogy to my mentor and spiritual Father, Rev. Consider: Mary Agnes Mullaney (you probably knew her as "Pink") who entered eternal life on Sunday, September 1, 2013.
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The Top 5 Funniest Obituaries of All Time | Beyond the Dash Now, to make it worse, I have robbed my beloved Mary Jane of a decade or more of the two of us growing old together and laughing at all the thousands of simple things that we have come to enjoy and fill our lives with such happy words and moments. He is survived by his wife of 16 years, Pat Entsminger; a son, Aaron Entsminger of Columbus; a brother, Bill (Kathy) Entsminger of Grove City, Ohio; a sister, Lois Courtright of Galloway, Ohio; a sister-in-law, Carol Ferrall of Georgia; four nieces, Kristi Nunamaker, Allison Courtright, Emily Ferrall and Ashley Ferrall; a nephew, Benny Entsminger; his three dogs, Blackey, Shadow and Jezebel; his step mother, Lil Entsminger; a special aunt, Ginny Entsminger; and several cousins and other dear relatives.